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Pathetic attempt to make a titty site using the content from a facial site.
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Review of LoveYourTits
Posted on 2006-02-09 by Manzano
In a nutshell
- The porn is fine, and the models are acceptable. The biggest problem is that in spite of the models being very busty, the focus is on blowjobs, so the site fails to hit it's niche.
- The technical quality could be improved on. Video resolution is not very good, and lighting for example is often too amateur.
- Pricing: $9-30 depending on duration. At the time of writing the archive simply doesn't hold enough videos to justify a $30 subscription. Considering the low porn power makes it even worse.
- One update per week. Acceptable for a niche-site.
- The tour promises DVD-quality which is definetely not delivered.
- Very simple, easy to understand and use.
- Good site speed and everything works.
- LoveYourTits is the most pathetic attempt to make a big-tit site I have seen. It has almost no content (ok, this may change, but I'm reviewing the site as it looks right now, right?), and what little content it does have is completely off-topic for the titty niche.
My opinion
This site is poor in quality. It promises quote: "Big bouncy pillows. Melons, Jugs, Chi-chi's, Hooters, Baby Feeders, Guns, Silicone Earmuffs, Best Friends, Bazooka's, Ta Ta's, Basketballs, Head Lights, Sweater Stuffers, Gazongas, Apples, Bikini Stuffers, Cannon's, and just Big Ol' Titties !"
-On this one point it does deliver, all of the models do have great big boobs, but the site still completely fails to hit the niche. Some updates only show blowjobs. Most of the updates only has a very small part focusing on the tits... What are huge hooters worth if you don't use them?
When I sign up for a titty-site I expect to see lots of tit-fucking, bouncy riding and at least a decent cum-shot on those nice soft jugs. In all fairness a few updates do have it all, but on average the focus is very far from it.
Given that you're reading this review I'm guessing that you like big tits, and I think you would agree with me that it is disappointing to pay $30 to see them, and then be presented with content that is taken straight from a facial site. That is what has happened here, the updates are simply the girls Andy has facialed for his other (great sites), the only difference is that you don't get the ones that doesn't have big boobs. The content was obviously shot for another niche, one that Andy understands. He clearly doesn't have a clue what big tits are for ! -If he did he would know not to use the same videos and pictures.
The average video length is about 20 minutes. At the time of writing there are only less than 40 archived updates. Each week one new is added. That is not an acceptable amount of content. And on top of that only a fraction of it hits the niche.
The site also offers some off-site bonus content:
-Access to itsyourporn.com which has a lot of content, offered in very high resolution, and in both streaming and downloadable formats.
-Streaming videos from extremefeeds.com, which are ok quality, and easily accessible.
Only a small portion of the bonus material focuses on big tits, so they are not appropriate, and do not add much value to the subscription.
The average hotness of the models is acceptable, but the super hot ones are few and far between. They do all have huge knockers, but the videos and pictures do not focus sufficiently on this, the bonuses aren't even well-chosen for the niche.
-On this one point it does deliver, all of the models do have great big boobs, but the site still completely fails to hit the niche. Some updates only show blowjobs. Most of the updates only has a very small part focusing on the tits... What are huge hooters worth if you don't use them?
When I sign up for a titty-site I expect to see lots of tit-fucking, bouncy riding and at least a decent cum-shot on those nice soft jugs. In all fairness a few updates do have it all, but on average the focus is very far from it.
Given that you're reading this review I'm guessing that you like big tits, and I think you would agree with me that it is disappointing to pay $30 to see them, and then be presented with content that is taken straight from a facial site. That is what has happened here, the updates are simply the girls Andy has facialed for his other (great sites), the only difference is that you don't get the ones that doesn't have big boobs. The content was obviously shot for another niche, one that Andy understands. He clearly doesn't have a clue what big tits are for ! -If he did he would know not to use the same videos and pictures.
The average video length is about 20 minutes. At the time of writing there are only less than 40 archived updates. Each week one new is added. That is not an acceptable amount of content. And on top of that only a fraction of it hits the niche.
The site also offers some off-site bonus content:
-Access to itsyourporn.com which has a lot of content, offered in very high resolution, and in both streaming and downloadable formats.
-Streaming videos from extremefeeds.com, which are ok quality, and easily accessible.
Only a small portion of the bonus material focuses on big tits, so they are not appropriate, and do not add much value to the subscription.
The average hotness of the models is acceptable, but the super hot ones are few and far between. They do all have huge knockers, but the videos and pictures do not focus sufficiently on this, the bonuses aren't even well-chosen for the niche.
Tech-stuff
Pictures are often out of focus, incorrectly color balanced, in amateurish settings and / or poorly lit. There's always plenty of light, but what I mean is f.ex. the light source may be from the side, which can create some disturbing shadows.
- On the other hand no-one is pretending that this is anything other than amateur reality porn.
The updates are network-exclusive, which means you won't find videos you've seen before, but some updates are shared with other sites from the same network. Not a big deal, but the "100% exclusive" claim is not entirely true.
Picture resolution varies greatly, some pics are nothing but enhanced vid-caps, while others, are huge! -During my visit I saw pictures with resolutions all the way up to 1498x998 ! -For non-techies that means "very clear, and way bigger than an average monitor"...
Videos come as full clips in WMV, windows media player format, in 2 different qualities (300-700 kbit/s), plus MPG format. Shorter clips are also available in WMV format. Resolution is only 320x240 which is not too clear in fullscreen, and also too low compared to the large file sizes, I did see a few with higher resolution. Audio is relatively clear.
The site design is clean and minimalistic, there isn't much unneeded graphics to download. Navigation is also simple, and works well. One complaint would have to be the misleading link "Favorites" which actually leads to a rather good search engine, but once you understand the few sections it is very simple to get around.
Picture updates display on a single page, which can be a problem for some of the large updates (300+ pics) on slow connections, but on the other hand gives a good overview. There is no slideshow feature, and no way to download the pictures other than one at a time.
One time I clicked on a picture gallery inside an update, and was taken to one with a completely different girl ! The average photo and video quality is not good enough, although some are good. There is no option to download zipped pics. Updates with many pics have many repeated poses and angles. A big "no-no" for lying in the tour, the tour claims DVD-quality movies, which it definetely does not deliver !
My first impression of the tech quality was that it was very low, then very high, then quite low, and finally I ended out thinking of it as neither high or low. You may be able to enjoy this site for weeks without ever seing anything that doesn't work, or anything of poor quality.
The bottom line is that it isn't consistent, and therefore describing it in detail is beyond the scope of any review.
- On the other hand no-one is pretending that this is anything other than amateur reality porn.
The updates are network-exclusive, which means you won't find videos you've seen before, but some updates are shared with other sites from the same network. Not a big deal, but the "100% exclusive" claim is not entirely true.
Picture resolution varies greatly, some pics are nothing but enhanced vid-caps, while others, are huge! -During my visit I saw pictures with resolutions all the way up to 1498x998 ! -For non-techies that means "very clear, and way bigger than an average monitor"...
Videos come as full clips in WMV, windows media player format, in 2 different qualities (300-700 kbit/s), plus MPG format. Shorter clips are also available in WMV format. Resolution is only 320x240 which is not too clear in fullscreen, and also too low compared to the large file sizes, I did see a few with higher resolution. Audio is relatively clear.
The site design is clean and minimalistic, there isn't much unneeded graphics to download. Navigation is also simple, and works well. One complaint would have to be the misleading link "Favorites" which actually leads to a rather good search engine, but once you understand the few sections it is very simple to get around.
Picture updates display on a single page, which can be a problem for some of the large updates (300+ pics) on slow connections, but on the other hand gives a good overview. There is no slideshow feature, and no way to download the pictures other than one at a time.
One time I clicked on a picture gallery inside an update, and was taken to one with a completely different girl ! The average photo and video quality is not good enough, although some are good. There is no option to download zipped pics. Updates with many pics have many repeated poses and angles. A big "no-no" for lying in the tour, the tour claims DVD-quality movies, which it definetely does not deliver !
My first impression of the tech quality was that it was very low, then very high, then quite low, and finally I ended out thinking of it as neither high or low. You may be able to enjoy this site for weeks without ever seing anything that doesn't work, or anything of poor quality.
The bottom line is that it isn't consistent, and therefore describing it in detail is beyond the scope of any review.
Conclusion
The site completely misses its niche, the bonuses are off-topic too, the tech quality is low, there isn't enough content, and the models aren't even all hot. The pricing is quite low on subscriptions of 3 months or more, but due to so many problems I still can't recommend the site.
I can recommend taking the tour, there is a fair amount of good tittie-content, but I would never advice anyone to throw money away on a subscription to this site.
-If you like facials read my review of 1000facials.com, another site from Andy that is good, and hits its niche. Much of the content from loveyourtits.com is on that site anyway.
I can recommend taking the tour, there is a fair amount of good tittie-content, but I would never advice anyone to throw money away on a subscription to this site.
-If you like facials read my review of 1000facials.com, another site from Andy that is good, and hits its niche. Much of the content from loveyourtits.com is on that site anyway.
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