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Review of the EvilAngel network
Posted on 2006-02-21 by Manzano
In a nutshell
- The porn is hardcore all over. The average model-hotness is OK, some models are really low standard though.
- The photo-technical quality could be improved, but it is acceptable. Resolution is average.
- Pricing: $22-$35 per month depending on subscription duration. You get nearly a thousand hardcore scenes if you count all sites.
- Updates are inconsistent, but overall on all sites it is acceptable. My guess would be 2-4 scenes per week on average.
- The videos are not the promised DVD quality, and there certainly aren't any high resolution pictures.
- Navigation is simple, and works for the most part. Any exciting features you see don't work though.
- One major screwup pulls the surfability 6 points down: Lousy choice of download formats.
- Give us some decent download formats, and stop lying in your tours, then I'll be happy...
My opinion
Overall the sites feature rough sex; lots of anal, deepthroat, monster cocks and huge loads of cum.
Almost all sites are very focused on asses and butts, and on some of the sites it seems the bigger the better. -And that is the only criteria. Unfortunately a big ass alone doesn't do it for me. If it's attached to an old whore of a fat chick then I would rather be without it.
There is hardcore, explicit anal sex on almost all sites. A lot of interacial scenes. Gangbang. Squirting. DP (Double Penetration). Deep throat. Pussy pounding. ATM (Ass To Mouth). Face fucking. Ass licking. Fist fucking... I could go on, everything you can think of that is hardcore, without being bizarre, is on this network.
The chicks could be hotter, but with the amount of content offered here it won't be hard to find some hot ones. All the sites stick pretty well to their niches, and the ones that don't have a niche stick very well to the broader niche "hardcore".
No effort has been put into making the sites exciting, they are nothing more than a front to download the clips from, no descriptions, interviews or anything extra.
Some sites has a forum attached, but for the most part it is more or less silent. On Buttmans site there are some extra links that seem interesting, but they don't work. You do not get anything except videos, period !
Update frequency is inconsistent on the network, and even more so on the individual sites. Some months you will get the equivalent of 6 full DVDs, other times you may only get a few scenes. Some sites haven't been updated for nearly 6 months.
Almost all sites are very focused on asses and butts, and on some of the sites it seems the bigger the better. -And that is the only criteria. Unfortunately a big ass alone doesn't do it for me. If it's attached to an old whore of a fat chick then I would rather be without it.
There is hardcore, explicit anal sex on almost all sites. A lot of interacial scenes. Gangbang. Squirting. DP (Double Penetration). Deep throat. Pussy pounding. ATM (Ass To Mouth). Face fucking. Ass licking. Fist fucking... I could go on, everything you can think of that is hardcore, without being bizarre, is on this network.
The chicks could be hotter, but with the amount of content offered here it won't be hard to find some hot ones. All the sites stick pretty well to their niches, and the ones that don't have a niche stick very well to the broader niche "hardcore".
No effort has been put into making the sites exciting, they are nothing more than a front to download the clips from, no descriptions, interviews or anything extra.
Some sites has a forum attached, but for the most part it is more or less silent. On Buttmans site there are some extra links that seem interesting, but they don't work. You do not get anything except videos, period !
Update frequency is inconsistent on the network, and even more so on the individual sites. Some months you will get the equivalent of 6 full DVDs, other times you may only get a few scenes. Some sites haven't been updated for nearly 6 months.
Tech-stuff
All of the sites promise DVD-quality movies, and high resolution pictures. I for one haven't been able to find a single picture on any of the sites (not true, while checking the last of the sites, SpermSwallowers I found some low-res enlarged screencaps), and the movie quality certainly isn't DVD quality.
Movies come in short clips in 2 different qualities in MOV, quicktime format. And as full scenes in WMV, windows media player format. The high quality clips are acceptable, but not outstanding, and certainly not the claimed DVD quality !
The low quality clips are so low quality you can hardly make out what the hell is in them, a bit over a MB for 5 minutes of video with sound, completely useless for watching, but if you're on a really slow connection I guess they can be used for checking out if the real clip is worth downloading.
Lighting, color balancing and overall photo-technical quality is acceptable, but not near perfect, you will see out of focus shots, over-lit or completely dark, near-black sequences.
Navigation on the sites is very simple, and works well. Videos are arranged by date, and displays model name and DVD title along with one or more clear screenshots. Each of the short clips also has individual thumbnails.
All videos are obviously exclusive as far as the web goes, but you won't find anything that isn't out on DVD, and probably available for rent in your local dvd shack.
The full scene downloads are only available for a small part of the scenes... It's a pain in the ass to have to download 20 files to see one scene... In quicktime format which sucks for windows people like myself, we have to install half a Mac to watch them... And to top it off many are named "001.mov", "002.mov" and so on, so when you download clips from different scenes you have to create folders for each, or rename each clip one by one to keep track of which ones go together. That is too fucking lousy ! -Big names like Rocco and Buttman should be able to afford better than that !
Don't believe the BS they're giving you in their tours, but that being said, and the file naming and formats apart, the tech-quality is just as good as most other sites.
All sites are hooked up to the "mothership", the dvd-store. In the tours it is clear that the primary objective for these guys is to sell their DVDs, they do not waste any opportunity to remind you that all the videos can be ordered in real DVD-quality on a nice round disc you can stick in your player. It appears that they are planning to hook up the members area too, the dvd-titles are links, but they don't point anywhere (yet)... IMO it is just overkill if they do that; we pay for quality content, not for one big commercial !
There's a reason they are charging seperately for VOD (Video On Demand) DivX versions of the movies and that is of course because they don't keep their promise about DVD quality members downloads.
Movies come in short clips in 2 different qualities in MOV, quicktime format. And as full scenes in WMV, windows media player format. The high quality clips are acceptable, but not outstanding, and certainly not the claimed DVD quality !
The low quality clips are so low quality you can hardly make out what the hell is in them, a bit over a MB for 5 minutes of video with sound, completely useless for watching, but if you're on a really slow connection I guess they can be used for checking out if the real clip is worth downloading.
Lighting, color balancing and overall photo-technical quality is acceptable, but not near perfect, you will see out of focus shots, over-lit or completely dark, near-black sequences.
Navigation on the sites is very simple, and works well. Videos are arranged by date, and displays model name and DVD title along with one or more clear screenshots. Each of the short clips also has individual thumbnails.
All videos are obviously exclusive as far as the web goes, but you won't find anything that isn't out on DVD, and probably available for rent in your local dvd shack.
The full scene downloads are only available for a small part of the scenes... It's a pain in the ass to have to download 20 files to see one scene... In quicktime format which sucks for windows people like myself, we have to install half a Mac to watch them... And to top it off many are named "001.mov", "002.mov" and so on, so when you download clips from different scenes you have to create folders for each, or rename each clip one by one to keep track of which ones go together. That is too fucking lousy ! -Big names like Rocco and Buttman should be able to afford better than that !
Don't believe the BS they're giving you in their tours, but that being said, and the file naming and formats apart, the tech-quality is just as good as most other sites.
All sites are hooked up to the "mothership", the dvd-store. In the tours it is clear that the primary objective for these guys is to sell their DVDs, they do not waste any opportunity to remind you that all the videos can be ordered in real DVD-quality on a nice round disc you can stick in your player. It appears that they are planning to hook up the members area too, the dvd-titles are links, but they don't point anywhere (yet)... IMO it is just overkill if they do that; we pay for quality content, not for one big commercial !
There's a reason they are charging seperately for VOD (Video On Demand) DivX versions of the movies and that is of course because they don't keep their promise about DVD quality members downloads.
Conclusion
On their own none of the sites are worth a membership, but combined they are. You get a total of almost a thousand full-length (10-60 minutes) porn scenes, in a quality that is equal to the average on adult sites. All the videos fit in the broad hardcore niche, and there is only little difference between each site. If hardcore is what you like then a membership to this network is worth the fee, but only because of the enormous quantity.
Since you don't get anything more than videos that are already published on DVD, my advice would be to stick to a dedicated DVD-porn site. You'll get a broader choice, and possibly a better technical quality. Unless of course you're a real fan of any of the "directors" from this network, or if you have a serious ass fetish, 'cause you won't find butt in this quantity anywhere else :)
Since you don't get anything more than videos that are already published on DVD, my advice would be to stick to a dedicated DVD-porn site. You'll get a broader choice, and possibly a better technical quality. Unless of course you're a real fan of any of the "directors" from this network, or if you have a serious ass fetish, 'cause you won't find butt in this quantity anywhere else :)
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