Paysite-Tryout

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Firstly I have to say that Andy (the site owner) hits the facial niche better than most sites I've seen. And more than that: Where many facial sites are abusive of the girls, this guy manages to stuff his cock down the throat of the girls, all the way to the balls, and when it comes back out they're still smiling. I'm not sure I put that very well, what I mean is that Andy is not degrading the girls. -Call me old-fashioned, but IMHO it's much sexier to see a girl enjoying herself as she treats a juicy cock than one who is practically crying.

As the welcome page says, Andy is on a mission "to find , fuck, and facial 1000 amateur girls!!!". On his way he is sharing with members: Sloppy blowjobs, messy facials and hard deepthroating, all with pretty amateur teen sluts. Anyone who likes a good blowjob will enjoy these videos and pictures of horny young girls having their braces ripped to the max, gagging on his pumping meat, and getting their makeup smeared by his huge loads of creamy cum.

At the time of writing there are about 230 updates archived (which would make Andy 23% of the way to his goal), 2 new ones are added each week. The front page of the members area even lets you vote for the girl you want to see in the next update.
Each update comes with pictures, videos and a well written description, which I like a lot. I feel this adds personality to the porn, an important dimension many sites seem to forget about.

The videos are shot mostly in POV, point of view, and this camera angle works great for blowjobs and facials. When not POV a tripod is used mostly, while yet other videos has a "real" cameraman. On average the clips aren't too long, you won't have to watch 60 minutes of boring introductions and slow-motion missionary to get to the interesting part: Shooting a load of sticky man-juice on the innocent face of the hottie in question. Most videos are 20-30 minutes in length, and if you prefer you can download just the last 3-5 minutes, which is the juiciest part.

The site also offers some off-site bonus content:
-Access to itsyourporn.com which has a lot of content on it's own, offered in very high resolution, and in both streaming and downloadable formats. This is a good bonus, because the site is also (mostly) focused on blowjobs and facials, and the tech quality seem to be better than at 1000facials itself.
-Streaming videos from extremefeeds.com, which are ok quality, and easily accessible.

Andy, the guy who is getting all these girls to gag on his cock, is a pro face fucker and cum-sprayer, but he is not a pro photographer. Pictures are often out of focus, incorrectly color balanced, in amateurish settings and / or poorly lit. There's always plenty of light, but what I mean is f.ex. the light source may be from the side, which can create some disturbing shadows.
- On the other hand no-one is pretending that this is anything other than amateur reality porn.

The updates are network-exclusive, which means you won't find videos you've seen before, but some updates are shared with other sites from the same network. Not a big deal, but the "100% exclusive" claim is not entirely true.

Picture resolution varies greatly, some pics are nothing but enhanced vid-caps, while others, are huge! -During my visit I saw pictures with resolutions all the way up to 1498x998 ! -For non-techies that means "very clear, and way bigger than an average monitor"...

Videos come as full clips in WMV, windows media player format, in 2 different qualities (300-700 kbit/s), plus MPG format. Shorter clips are also available in WMV format. Resolution is only 320x240 which is not too clear in fullscreen, and also too low compared to the large file sizes, I did see a few with higher resolution. Audio is relatively clear.

The site design is clean and minimalistic, there isn't much unneeded graphics to download. Navigation is also simple, and works well. One complaint would have to be the misleading link "Favorites" which actually leads to a rather good search engine, but once you understand the few sections it is very simple to get around.

Picture updates display on a single page, which can be a problem for some of the large updates (300+ pics) on slow connections, but on the other hand gives a good overview. There is no slideshow feature, and no way to download the pictures other than one at a time.

The average photo and video quality is not good enough, although some are good. There is no option to download zipped pics. Updates with many pics have many repeated poses and angles. A big "no-no" for lying in the tour, the tour claims DVD-quality movies, which it definetely does not deliver !

My first impression of the tech quality was that it was very low, then very high, then quite low, and finally I ended out thinking of it as neither high or low. You may be able to enjoy this site for weeks without ever seing anything that doesn't work, or anything of poor quality.
The bottom line is that it isn't consistent, and therefore describing it in detail is beyond the scope of any review.

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